The Democratic Party and the improbable blank ballots – BBC

Luckily, we were worried. The Roman leaders of the Democratic Party have put us three days to give us the right numbers but, in the end, ringraziamoli. Because those almost three thousand white boards, unwisely declared in the primaries for their mayoral candidate, offered us only two alternatives disturbing: that around Rome there were almost three thousand poor people in need of protection from themselves; or nearly three thousand heroes of democracy. Abnormal number, three thousand white of 47,000 voters, one might think first at the corner. But no, Orfini and her gave us a charade with two voter-type and two surreal scenarios.

First scenario: the democratic voter wakes up yawning on a rainy Sunday morning , get soaked at the polling station, he pays two Euros and, for some reason, throws the uncut sheet urn. He just wanted to finance the party? But then he could make a deposit. He wanted to protest against the many evils of democrat? So why not leave it on even a sneer card, a trace of itself? Nah. The voter of the first scenario let up the money and vanished like a white ghost because its board. It had to be the type that is poured into the ear to warm hot chocolate and browse the newspapers with his right index finger after being moistened the left: to save.

Second scenario: the pd voter wakes up mad why not bears Giachetti, Morassut and the other candidates. But, beware, it is a true democratic think in the primary value and know that the challenge is to vote in so many, however, so Orfini is happy and Mafia Capital exorcised: therefore , without making compromises, lays the offering to the party and, in the urn, the white card as a lily, then moving away from the magnificent and progressive. Outside, never park in a double row, always he makes the differentiated, and we know we should give ourselves to him, the hero. There was also a third scenario, unmentionable: that someone had the clever later, puffing out white to push up the number of voters.

But only a conspiracy could scramble up a hypothesis so offensive being able to choose between the first two scenarios so logical, no? And then to get away with such a stupid trick would be served an evil prince. While we, reassured by the eternal lifesaver italics, the mistake is not denied to anyone, we know that the only, adorable principles we have are those of comedy Sciué Sciué .